«Ladies and Gentlemen! Silence please! You are charged with the following indictments»
The Accused:
Trond Edvard Haukedal, Cand.psychol. (University of Bergen)
Torstein Ljones, MD
Kurt Hartvedt
Gard Steiro, Editor-in-chief, Verdens Gang
Trine Eilertsen, Editor-in-chief, Aftenposten
Øyulf Hjertenes, Former editor-in-chief, Bergens Tidende
Eirin Eikefjord, Political editor, Bergens Tidende
Frøy Gudbrandsen, Political editor, Verdens Gang
Michael Stausberg, Professor of Religious Studies (University of Bergen)
Tore Salvesen, Bureaucrat
Odd-Steinar Bergheim, Bureaucrat
Helge André Njåstad, Politician
Christian Haugen, Politician
Christine B. Meyer, Politician
Erna Solberg, Politician
Note: Additional politicians will be named at a later date.
Prosecutor and Judge:
The Little Horn
Note: Each of the accused will be given the opportunity to comment on the accusations and the written verdict. I suspect they will refrain from doing so.
THE TRIBUNAL WILL SOON COMMENCE
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